Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Tired of Walking

Q: What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
A: ''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Indian's Way of the Woods

There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come." "How do you know?" "Ground shaky." The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens. "Man come." "Is there a vibration?" "No." "Then how do you know?" "Ground sticky."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Prime Minister Material

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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