Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

We've Been Robbed!

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Remarkable Mom

The most remarkable thing about our mother is that for 30 years she served our family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Food Jokes
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Shared Decision Making

My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones. This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room. I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFC's from automobile air conditioners.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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