Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

Grandma Said

Grandma once said, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Grandma Time

When I was a little boy I felt bad that my Grandmother lived alone and had no one to spend her time with.  One day when I was visiting her I asked, "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend?" to which she replied, "Well I don't need one honey, because the TV is my boyfriend.  You see, she continued, when I want company he's there for me, or when I need to laugh, or learn about the world, I have him, and when I just want to hear his voice as I fall asleep, he's there for me then too, its all I need. The TV is the best boyfriend I could ask for."  Suddenly the TV went static and I saw the look of concern on her face, she got up from her bed and started banging on the side of it, in effort to get the picture to come back. Just then the doorbell rang, it was her parish priest coming to check on her. He asked me "Is your Grandmother available son?" I said to him, "You'll have to give her a minute, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend"

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Possum

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks, "What's that?" Her sister replies, "That is my possum, sis!" The young girl replies, "Oh, Okay." The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing at her pussy again asks, "What's that?" Her mother replies, "That's my possum!" The young girl again replies "Oh, Okay." The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and once again pointing at her pussy asks, "What's that?" The grandmother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl replies "Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?" The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies "No, deary, why do you ask?" The young girl replies "Oh, its just that your possums tongue is sticking out!"

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