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Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes
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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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Geriatric Lovemaking
You know your grandparents are doing it when...
- A pair of edible Depends is found on bedroom floor.
- Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
- Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn".
- Granny is found cuffed to her walker.
- Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
- Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
- Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
- You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
- Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
- Their Craftmatic adjustable bed is set for "doggy style".
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Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up. "All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded. "My grandmother too?" the little girl asked. "Yes, your grandmother too!" "All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses." "My grandmother too?" "Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties." "Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" asked the little girl. Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart." When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, "YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!"
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