Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Job Interview

"Name?"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Again please"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Sir, are you a stutterer?"
"No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"

Categories: Disability Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Grillin' with Dad

One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left and never came back. I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous