Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Saving Obama

Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see President Obama drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore. Obama asks the boys how he can repay them. The first boy says, "I want a boat." The second boy says, "I want a truck." The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone." Obama asks, "Why is that?" The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"

Categories: Riddles , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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