Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Meet the Father

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

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Careers

Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: I want to be a pizza delivery boy or a plumber.
Dad: Stop watching porn son.

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Brains In The Family

A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!"

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