Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

I'll Tell Them Slowly

"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes." "Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish." "Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Too Good To Be True

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness." The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table." The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid." "That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you actually been there?" "No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Bar Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Shamus's Obituary

Shamus opened his morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. Furious, he quickly phoned his best friend Finnegan.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Shamus. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finnegan, "...where ya callin' from?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous