Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Irish Night on the Town

Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the town when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up and said to Paddy "Jeez, that look's like Sean," to which Paddy replied, "No, Sean was taller than that."

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Wear Green

Q: Why do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day?
A: So you can have lucky pants.

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I'll Tell Them Slowly

"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes." "Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish." "Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

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