Drug Jokes

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

High Story

Q: What's the highest story of any building?
A: Floor 20

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

What a Fish Smokes

Q: What does a fish smoke?
A: Sea weed

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous