Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Baby Soon

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital, one hand on her back. A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.”

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (ER Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
Submitted BY: bornagainredditor

Czechoslovakian Abortion

Q: What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
A: A cancelled Czech!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - C Section

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous