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Pregnancy Question

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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Delivery Room

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

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Yo Mama - Pregnancy Test

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test.

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