Post Op

After her operation, the famous movie star was propped up in bed in her private room as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked." A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?"  "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been asked that after a tonsillectomy before."

Bulimic Stag Party

Q. How can you tell if your at a bulimic stag party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

The Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.  Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him:  "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you."
"Give me the bad news first, Doc," says the patient.
"I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son."
"Oh my god!" the patient cries, breaking into tears.
"But the good news," the doctor adds, "is that we had them biopsied and you'll be relieved to know that they weren't malignant!"