Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

A Prostitute Goes To The Hospital...

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she says to the doctor "I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?" The doctor responds "Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in business?" She answers "she's been working since she was 19 years old but what does that have to do with anything?" He tells her "Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an organ yet!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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New Psychiatric Sign

Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (Signs and Notices)
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DAM Stands For...

Q: What does D.A.M stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles
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