Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Close Gently

Q: Why shouldn't you bang the medicine cabinet door?
A: Because there are sleeping pills inside!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Explaining Poo

A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up.
"Well son," he says, "food passes down the esophagus by peristalsis. It enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This contracts the protein before waste enters the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo."
"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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