Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Yo Mama - Giving Birth
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
What's She Got...?
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"
Yo Mama - Farting
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once." "Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily. "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He’s afraid to cough."
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.