Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Blonde Confusion

Q: What did the blonde say after the doctor told her she was pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine?

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String On A Tampon

Q: You know why there's a string on a tampon?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

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Breeding Problem

A Soviet woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: "Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now that I'm married I can't get pregnant." "Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

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