Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Bickering

Went to a support group for AIDS sufferers. They've done nothing but argue and fight. Talk about bad blood.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Newborn Baby

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Enterprise Illness

Q: What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
A: Chicken Spocks!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
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