Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
Eat Your Vegetables
Q: What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?
A: Getting around the wheelchair.
Tucker is a slow worker. He gets a job at the local zoo and the keeper, aware of his reputation, tells him to take care of the tortoises. Later, the keeper drops by to see how Tucker is getting on and finds him standing by an empty cage. “Where are the tortoises?” asks the keeper. Tucker shrugs, “I just opened the door and…Whooooosh!”
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
From The Life of The Insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"