Disability Jokes - Mentally Challenged Jokes

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A:  Som Ting Wong

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Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

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Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what's the speed of dark?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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