I get a special delivery every morning.
My postman has Down syndrome.
What Not to Eat
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
Q: Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?
A: The DOWNS truck is a little slow.
Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?