Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.
What Not to Eat
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!
Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
I get a special delivery every morning.
My postman has Down syndrome.
The Mongoloid and his Dog
Q: What did the mongoloid say to his dog?