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News Flash

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... 

It means 75% are running around untreated.

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

47 Blues

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Nuts

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director said: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" The General Director agreed. The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Director shouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!" Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the third inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were running helter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone had called out: "Peanuts!"