Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"

Q: How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children?

A: "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

Two priests are out driving and they get pulled over by a cop. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters." The two priests look at each other for a few moments and then have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says, "Alright officer, we’ll do it"

Q: Why is it a bad idea to re-educate pedophiles?

A: Because we would have to send them back to school.

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?

A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.