Watch for Children
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
Two priests are out driving and they get pulled over by a cop. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters." The two priests look at each other for a few moments and then have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says, "Alright officer, we’ll do it"
Q: Why is it a bad idea to re-educate pedophiles?
A: Because we would have to send them back to school.
I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop. That's quite impressive for her age.
A Perfect 10
Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.