Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Watch for Children

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

Anonymous

Priest at Walmart

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?
A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

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Blowjob Punishment

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a blowjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

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Submitted BY: Anonymous