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Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes
A Perfect 10
Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
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Pedophile at Heavens Gates
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."
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Pedophile
Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
A: Having to go to bed so early!
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