Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Creeper

I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop.  That's quite impressive for her age.

Anonymous

Pedophile

Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
A: Having to go to bed so early!

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Pedophile Gift

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?
A: Another parish

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