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Thiland Visit

"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....

with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"

It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.

Rise and Shine

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.

That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Wi-Fi Sickness

New neighbors just moved in next to me. They told me not to use Wi-Fi because their son has Wi-Fi sickness.

Question: What's the most powerful Wi-Fi access point with the longest range under $1000?

Cow Abortion

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

A: De-calf-i-nated.

Monkey In A Tree

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: It was dead.