"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....
with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.
Rise and Shine
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.
New neighbors just moved in next to me. They told me not to use Wi-Fi because their son has Wi-Fi sickness.
Question: What's the most powerful Wi-Fi access point with the longest range under $1000?
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
Monkey In A Tree
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.