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Spell Ethiopia

Q: What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

A: Food

Riot Police

Q: Why do riot police like to get to work early?

A: To beat the crowd.

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?

A: A severed foot.

Pizza and a Jew

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A: The pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven.

Cannibal Compliment

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "Gosh, Bill, your wife makes a great meal."