How Many Women Does It Take...
Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
OJ to Nicole
Q: What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her?
A: Your waiter will be right with you!
An Arabs Saturday Night
Q: What do Arabs do on saturday night?
A: They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Q: Did you hear that OJ Simpson has a new website?
Wife to a Fortuneteller
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"