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An Arabs Saturday Night

Q: What do Arabs do on saturday night?

A: They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

OJ Wedding

Word has it that OJ Simpson is getting remarried

He’s gonna take another stab at it.

How Many Women Does It Take...

Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?

A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

OJ to Nicole

Q: What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her?

A: Your waiter will be right with you!

Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"