Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Blue

Q: What's blue and doesn't fit any more?
A: A dead epileptic.

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Mother-in-law burial

Two friends meet each other on the street. "Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law"  replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill,  "But why is your face scratched all over?" "It wasn't so easy!"  said Sid, "She put up a hell of a fight!"

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Chernobyl and Disney

Q: What's one difference between Chernobyl and Disney Land?
A: The 7 foot mouse is actually real.

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