Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Almost Impossible

A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

No Life

So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance policy.
He answered: “Because I want you to be truly sad when I am gone”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous