Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Shots Fired

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor,  they called their sergeant for advice on his cell phone. 
  
 "Hello Sarge.”      "Yes.” 
 "It looks like we have a homicide here. “
 "What happened?”
 "A woman shot her husband for walking on the wet floor she had just mopped.” 
 "Have you placed her under arrest?”
 "No sir.  The floor is still wet."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Out of a Tree

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous