Gary Condit's Autopsy

Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning. "Why's he smiling?" one officer asks. The other replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."

Healthy Japan

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world?
A: Because last time they saw a fat man 80,000 people died

The Diana Tour

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the "Land Mind Obstacle Course".