Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Ashes to Ashes

Q: What's David Bowie's zodiac sign?
A: Cancer. (What? Too soon?)

Submitted BY: ktempo

Tombstone Epitaph VII

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.

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Anonymous

Blonde Ice Hockey Team

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

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Anonymous