Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Big Family

A women married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "What do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Synchronized Swimming

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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