Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Medical Professor Teaching a Lesson

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'' After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it. ''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Riddles
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