Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Asteroid Hits Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

  • You'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
  • Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
  • The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
  • We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
  • Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
  • Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
  • There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure. 

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes
Anonymous

Red and Green in the Corner

Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby playing with a razor blade.
 
Q   What's green and sits in the corner? 
A: That same baby three weeks later.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Blonde Lifeguard

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
Anonymous