Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Branch Davidians

Q: How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?
A: It depends on how big your ashtray is!

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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Upside Down

Q: What do an apple and Benito Mussolini have in common?
A: They both belong hanging in trees.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Lady Di at Heavens Gates

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse." Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible." Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver." Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?" "No, I'm Mother Theresa."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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