Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Better Late Than Never

Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce proceedings," she announced. The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, "Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have happened to make you want to get divorced at this stage in your life?" Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye. She cleared her throat and said, "We wanted to wait until all the children were dead."

The Redneck Unabomber Connection

Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?
A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.