Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

JKF Boxing

Q: Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer?
A: He can't take a shot to the head!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Shell Game

Two little boys are in a garden playing with their pet tortoises. The first little boy says that his tortoise is the fastest , so they have a race – the first to reach the garden wall wins. The second little boy sets his tortoise lumbering off toward the wall, but the first does nothing. The second little boy says, “You’re going to lose that bet.” “No I’m not,” replies the first little boy, who picks up his tortoise and chucks it at the wall.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes
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Tiger & Diana

Q: What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?
A: A good driver.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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