Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Uncle Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Oscar's Drinking Game

Q: How do you play the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
A: Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Shots Jokes) , Riddles
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Half of One Year To Live

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks: "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor replies: "No, but the half year will seem pretty long."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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