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Man Crosses Road

Q: Why did the man cross the road?

A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Chuck Norris Crossed The Street

Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.

Prove It To Opossum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the opossum it could be done.

Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 

A: To get to the other side!

Why She Crossed the Road

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!