Man Crosses Road
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Chuck Norris Crossed The Street
Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.
Prove It To Opossum
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide?
A: To get to the other side!
Why She Crossed the Road
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!