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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?

A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?

A To go to the toilet.

Q: Why did she go to the toilet?

A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Dinosaur Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

Dead Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.

Another Chicken Joke

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off!

Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.