Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken Cross the Road - Hungry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because my black ass was hungry.

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The Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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One-Handed Man

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

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