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Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings

Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.
Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?
Tony Blair: Rust, you see, affected our leg weaponery. Our knee spears.
Peter Jennings: Knee spears? Why, I've never heard of such a thing!
Tony Blair: Really, I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!

Anonymous

Alec Baldwin Ego

A lot of people think I look like Alec Baldwin. They don't actually tell me that, but I'm pretty sure that's what they're thinking.

Anonymous

Steve Jobs

Q: What's the difference between cancer and the middle class?
A: At least cancer got Jobs.

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