Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Sinner Bill

Q: Why do some people call Bill Clinton a sinner?
A: Because he broke the 11th commandment. ''Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff''

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Panties

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies' nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. "Oh those, "replied the President, "I'm trying to quit. That's the patch."

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Celebrity

Q: What's the definition of a celebrity?
A: Somebody who spends the first half of their life trying to become famous, and the second wearing dark glasses so no one will recognize them.

Anonymous