Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

DiCaprio ID

A black man finds Leonardo DiCaprio's wallet on the ground. Some days later he's stopped by the police while driving erratically on the interstate. They asked him for his ID and he hands them the one he found. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud, "First Name: Leonardo, last name: DiCaprio." He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. "Hair: blonde, eyes: blue." Looks at him again. Then the cop called his partner and asked, "Hey Bob, did the Titanic sink or burn?"

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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Shark Week - Sharp Dresser

Q: What did the shark ask the barber to do?
A: Make me look like I'm dressed to kill.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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