The Big Jump
Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!
Blonde - Road Trip
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can turn the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
Q: Why did the blonde like lightning?
A: She thought someone was taking her picture.
Blonde - Sleeping Pills
Q: Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
Blonde Lipstick Usage
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!