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Shoe Shopping

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. "Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," the blonde replies.

Blonde - Cop

A blonde policewoman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts." The policewoman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

Blonde - Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplants asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain here belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. And here we have a blonde's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

Blonde Goes Brunette

Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?

A: When she trips over the cordless phone.

Blonde - Back Seat

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car.

After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want to move to the back seat?"

She replies, "NO!"

Flabbergasted, he says, "Why not?"

To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd be lonely back there!"