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Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Blonde Knock Knock
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
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Blonde Ask From Santa
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
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