Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Start Over Again

Today I came upon this pretty new blond temp holding several recently prepared tax returns standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, "Yeah, how does this thing work ?" I took the tax returns from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, "Any questions ?" She said, "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from?"

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Blondes' High Fives

Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Blonde Dollar -Riddles

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
A: All you can eat for under a buck.

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