Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

PC Curtains

Q: Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows

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Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

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Shortage of Parachutes

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were all aboard a crashing plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"

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