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Dying Drinking
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
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An Eclipse
In a science class, the teacher asks her students what causes an eclipse. One student raises his hand and says, "It happens when the moon passes through the sun, causing an obstruction." "Very good observation," said the teacher, "any one else?" A young, blonde girl raises her hand and says, "Japan made this obstruction. They made this eclipse, which my dad drives everyday going to work," she quipped.
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Morning Blonde
Q: What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
A: "See ya."
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