Blonde Sunday

Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.

Mystery Man

Three blondes were working out at their fitness club. A naked man with nothing but a bag over his head came streaking through the gym.  The first blonde said she saw his penis and it certainly wasn't her husband.  The second blonde agreed with her.  The third blonde said that he didn't belong to the club.
 

A Blonds Thanksgiving

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter. "Did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"